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HALLOWEEN

Happy Halloween riddles, jokes, memes, and captions

Kids and adults love catchy Halloween riddles and jokes. Check out the best captions to scare all of your social media followers during this spooky season.

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An illuminated carved pumpkin inspired by Banksy's Balloon Girl is on display during "The Great Jack Ox92Lantern Blaze" at Van Cortlandt Manor on October 27, 2021 in Croton-on-Hudson, New York, ahead of Halloween. (Photo by KENA BETANCUR /
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Whether you need a good Halloween dad joke or a riddle to scare your friends, we’ve got you covered. Some may be a little corny, if you get the pun, but they are all certain to make your family laugh. Everyone needs a good Halloween caption for social media or a good Halloween riddle this time of year.

Check out these images, riddles and captions to get some inspiration and to get in the Halloween spirit!

Fun Halloween riddles and jokes for your kids:

What room is missing from a ghost’s room?

Answer: the living room!

Why do mummies make excellent spies?

Answer: They are used to keeping things under wraps.

Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the part?

Answer: He had no body to dance with

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Answer: Any old friend he could dig up!

Where do fancy ghosts go shopping?

Answer: Boutiques

What did the fisherman say on Halloween?

Answer: Trick or trout

What’s a ghost’s favorite treat?

Answer: I scream!

Why didn’t the mummy go to school?

Answer: He felt rotten!

What do skeletons eat for breakfast?

Answer: Deviled eggs

Why do ghosts make the best cheerleaders?

Answer: Because they have spirits

Halloween knock - knock jokes:

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Aw, don't cry, it's Halloween!"

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you glad it's finally Halloween?"

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Witch." "Witch who?" "Witch one of you is giving me all your candy?"

The best Halloween captions:

#SquadGhouls

Can I witch a ride? My broomstick broke.

Keep calm and carry a wand

Howl you doin' good lookin'?

Are you afraid of the dark?

Absolutely fa-boo-lous

Creep it real

Hey boo-tiful

Bow down, witches

Never fully dressed without a wand.

Check out the best Happy Halloween memes by searching the #Halloweenmemes on social media

Scary movie quotes to get you in the Halloween mood:

"We All Go A Little Mad Sometimes." - Psycho (1960)

“I see dead people.” - The Sixth Sense (1999)

“You're going to need a bigger boat.” - Jaws (1975)

"Do you like scary movies?" - Scream (1996)

"Happy Fourth of July, Julie!” - I know what you did last summer (1997)

I’m sorry I let you get attacked by a werewolf, and you know, ended the world.” - The Cabin in the Woods (2012)
 

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