Joan Laporta lucía feliz en el patio de butacas del Théâtre du Châtelet de París

It's FIFA week! Clubs press pause on their own activities as their best players head off to join their national teams. But it wasn't always like this.

Zero points, zero goals scored, six conceded. That's how Barça sit in their Champions League group, one which feels like it was created to torture them.

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