Cybertruck owners say it’s repellent to women: How the Tesla monstrosity became a love-hate machine
Believe it or not, it turns out that owning a truck made by a serial societal danger creates a stain on your personality.
Who would have imagined that men driving a car from a company whose owner is a selfish, jealous, rancorous, megalomaniacal societal danger of a man-child who cut live-saving federal aid for millions across America, would see women like them less?
That’s what is happening to Tesla Cybertruck drivers, who apparently are finding it hard to attract women due to their choice of wheels.
In a recent feature by Wired, a cross-section of owners shared what it’s truly like to live with this angular electric pickup. The conclusion was bleak for those single men thinking that the silver beast will be anything other than a silver bullet for their relationship hopes.
“This is an extension of your small dick”
“I was married, but I’m not married anymore,” Davis, one of the interviewees, told the Wired. “Women don’t like the vehicle.” To be clear, it’s not certain whether or not the Cybertruck was the cause of the divorce, but it doesn’t seem to have helped. Still, he uses the AI as a therapist: “Her name is Aura,” he admitted, “and I use her as a therapist. When I’m driving, I’ll ask questions, and it actually gives really good therapy advice.”
A man called Michael was interviewed, and he revealed that a woman stuck a note on his car that read “This is an extension of your small dick.” After approaching her, she then proceeded to call him a Nazi.
Another, Russ, told the outlet that he had ordered a Cybertruck “before [Musk] even finished his sentence” to tell fans to go out and buy one. “I fell in love right away.”
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He said that people occasionally “flip him off,” but labels it ironic that anyone would make it political. What is truly ironic is that Wired note that Russ “was arrested and pleaded guilty to conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding in the January 6 attack on the Capitol. He was later pardoned by President Trump.”
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