Happy Halloween riddles, jokes, memes and captions
Kids and adults love catchy Halloween riddles and jokes. Check out the best captions to scare all of your social media followers during this spooky season.
Whether you need a good Halloween dad joke or a riddle to scare your friends, we’ve got you covered. Some may be a little corny, if you get the pun, but they are all certain to make your family laugh. Everyone needs a good Halloween caption for social media or a good Halloween riddle this time of year.
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— JMV (@spookytales) October 2, 2022
Ha ha! How excited are my fellow Halloween lovers? 👻#halloweenmemes #october1stmemes pic.twitter.com/15GLkByiIL
Check out these images, riddles and captions to get some inspiration and to get in the Halloween spirit!
Fun Halloween riddles and jokes for your kids:
What room is missing from a ghost’s room?
Answer: the living room!
Why do mummies make excellent spies?
Answer: They are used to keeping things under wraps.
Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the part?
Answer: He had no body to dance with
Who did the ghost invite to his party?
Answer: Any old friend he could dig up!
Where do fancy ghosts go shopping?
Answer: Boutiques
What did the fisherman say on Halloween?
Answer: Trick or trout
What’s a ghost’s favorite treat?
Answer: I scream!
Why didn’t the mummy go to school?
Answer: He felt rotten!
What do skeletons eat for breakfast?
Answer: Deviled eggs
Why do ghosts make the best cheerleaders?
Answer: Because they have a lot of spirit
Jack-'o-lanterns originated in Ireland. Once Halloween became popular in America, people used pumpkins instead! Would be trying some artsy chops on them potatoes?! #pumpkins #pumpkin🎃#halloweendecor #halloweennails #halloweenparty #halloweekend #halloweenmemes #halloween🎃👻 pic.twitter.com/xZaQwed2eA
— Kiddopia (@getkiddopia) October 20, 2022
Halloween knock - knock jokes:
“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Boo.” “Boo who?” “Aw, don’t cry, it’s Halloween!”
“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Orange.” “Orange who?” “Orange you glad it’s finally Halloween?”
“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Witch.” “Witch who?” “Witch one of you is giving me all your candy?”
The best Halloween captions:
#SquadGhouls
Can I witch a ride? My broomstick broke.
Keep calm and carry a wand
Howl you doin’, good lookin’?
Are you afraid of the dark?
Absolutely fa-boo-lous
Creep it real
Hey boo-tiful
Bow down, witches
Never fully dressed without a wand.
Halloween Memes
Check out the best Happy Halloween memes by searching the #Halloweenmemes on social media. Here’s a selection:
I think he looks the best out of them all!🤣#halloweenmemes#halloweencostume#halloween pic.twitter.com/MJmWdqr3CM
— PrintShirtsUK (@PrintShirts_UK) October 20, 2022
#TheMetanoverse #MetanoMemes #Memes #LiteratureMemes #HorrorMemes #HalloweenMemes pic.twitter.com/0sfzMFxvQ5
— The Metanoverse (@TheMetanoverse) October 26, 2022
Happy Halloween 🎃 👻 @jessicatalystic
— Twin 2: Linnea (@MuscleMommyCosp) October 25, 2022
.#meme #memes #ghost #HALLOWEENMemes #HalloweenEnds #halloweenart pic.twitter.com/Kc3bw4FxN6
Alpha Monster Match-Up Time ? 💀 💀 💪#HALLOWEENMemes pic.twitter.com/y0tdVGru4g
— Online Alarm Clock (@onlineclock) October 23, 2022
Scary movie quotes to get you in the Halloween mood:
“We All Go A Little Mad Sometimes.” - Psycho (1960)
“I see dead people.” - The Sixth Sense (1999)
“You’re going to need a bigger boat.” - Jaws (1975)
“Do you like scary movies?” - Scream (1996)
“Happy Fourth of July, Julie!” - I know what you did last summer (1997)