US finds simple way to make climate change disappear

In a groundbreaking move that is sure to leave environmental scientists scratching their heads in admiration, the United States government appears to have discovered the simplest, most cost-effective method to tackle climate change: just delete it.

What’s happened to the US Climate Change webpage?

This revolutionary approach was unveiled on Tuesday morning when visitors to the White House’s official climate change webpage (https://www.whitehouse.gov/climatechange) were met with a “Page Not Found” message – a bold new strategy signaling that, at long last, the problem has been solved. Even those experts working in the industry around the world were shocked to find they no longer had access to the information, before quickly realising that their efforts had been in vain anyway.

For years, scientists, activists, and world leaders have grappled with complex solutions: reducing emissions, transitioning to renewable energy, and enforcing sustainability policies. But as it turns out, the real answer was hidden in plain sight all along. If climate change isn’t officially acknowledged, does it even exist?

The power of the ‘delete’ button

Government officials have yet to confirm whether this innovative approach will be extended to other pressing global crises. However, early speculation suggests that similar success could be achieved with poverty, economic inequality, and even national debt.

The White House has remained tight-lipped on whether a formal press release will accompany the decision, though experts believe that acknowledging the website’s removal might undermine its entire purpose. There have, of course, been some executive orders on the topic.

We’ll keep an eye on developments...

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