2025 Oscars: These are the highlights of Conan O’Brien’s opening monologue and best jokes
The 2025 Oscars are officially underway and they are in good hands with host Conan O’Brien, who has kicked things off on a fun note.


Here are some of the highlights of Conan’s opening monologue full of tasteful humor and great jokes. He has been able to interact with the audience without going too far, but having fun at the same time:
“Conclave. A movie about the Catholic Church, but don’t worry.”
“If Ralph Fiennes doesn’t win tonight we get to call him Ralph. ‘Hey Ralph, bring me a towel.’”
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“Karla if you’re going to tweet about the show, remember I’m Jimmy Kimmel”
"Anora uses the F-word 479 times. That's 3 more than the record set by Karla Sofía Gascón's publicist."
— Spencer Althouse (@SpencerAlthouse) March 3, 2025
—Conan O'Brien during his Oscars monologue pic.twitter.com/6oGywtcFKR
“We didn’t use AI, we used child labor. Of course we lost little Billy.”
Adam Sandler showed up in gym shorts and a hoody and stole the show. Maybe a little reference to Trump’s treatment of Zelenskyy the other day in the White House:
lol Adam Sandler (in shorts and a sweatshirt) interrupting Conan O'Brien's Oscars monologue to run up to Timothée Chalamet and hug him
— Spencer Althouse (@SpencerAlthouse) March 3, 2025
"Chalamet!!!!!!!" pic.twitter.com/F8dvRleEL9
“Timothy Chalamet: I love that suit: You will not get hit on your bike tonight.”
Timothée Chalamet has arrived at the 2025 #Oscars pic.twitter.com/0QjEKaEySo
— Film Updates (@FilmUpdates) March 2, 2025
“Antonio Banderas plays the role of a man who doesn’t know how to give a woman an orgasm, which he descibed as the most challenging role of his career. You should have come to me man.”
Jeff Bezos in a box. A hilarious video of an Amazon delivery person dropping off Bezos at the Oscars and then getting stolen, “Look for him on Ebay next week.”
Jeff Bezos arriving at the #Oscars 🤭🤭🤭 pic.twitter.com/YhyCpD8X0b
— Deadline (@DEADLINE) March 3, 2025
We’ll keep you posted as the ceremony moves along. Conan O’Brien is just getting started and will keep us entertained for the rest of the show for sure.
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